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Vozački ispit 
Išao Mujo polagati vozački ispit po peti put. Vraća se on kući nakon ispita, i pita ga Fata: -I kako je bilo? -Ma pusti me bolan, opet sam pao, reče Mujo. -Jebao me u krivini, jebao me u pravcu, jebao me na semaforu! -Vidiš ti to, veli Fata, mene samo jebao u garaži, a ja prošla od prve!


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Žalila se Fata kolegici:
- Mujo mi je impotentan 300%. 
- Pa kako sad to, jučer je bio samo 100%. 
- Noćas je pao niz stepenice, slomio prst i pregrizao jezik


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Pitali Muju na Birou za zapošljavanje što je po zanimanju.
On odgovori:
– Pomoćni bagerista.
– A što vam je to?
– Pa jebote, ono što bager ne može, mogu ja lopatom.


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Pita Mujo Sulju: “Voliš li ti seks u troje?”
– O da volim! – odgovori Suljo.
– Trči onda kući!- kaže mu Mujo.


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Priča Mujo Hasi:
– Kako izgleda banana?
– Jesi li ikada jeo krušku?
– Jesam.
– E, nije ni slično.


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Kaže Mujo Hasi:
– Čuo sam da atomska bomba košta 100.000 dolara!
Haso:
– E, dao Bog da mi jedna padne u dvorište


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Pita Mujo Hasu:
– Što bi Haso napravio kada bi tvoju ženu u šumi napao medvjed?
Kaže Haso:
– Ja se ne bi miješao, baš me briga, sam je napao, sam neka se i brani!


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Naslikao Suljo svoju prvu sliku, pa ju donio u galeriju.
Gleda vlasnik galerije i kaže:
– Nije loša, a kako se zove?
– Mujo u Zenici.
– A tko je ova gola žena na slici?
– Fata.
– A ovaj goli muškarac pored nje?
– Huso.
– Pa, dobro gdje je Mujo?
– Pa u Zenici!


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Mujo i Haso razgovaraju i Haso primijeti da Mujo ima nešto na glavi i pita ga:
– Mujo što to imaš na glavi?
Mujo mu odgovara:
– Infekcija od mišljenja!
– Kako to od mišljenja?
– Pa mislio sam da me Fata neće pogoditi s tanjurom!


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Piše Mujo Hasi, koji radi u Njemačkoj:
„Bolan Haso, pišem ti pismo u tri točke:
Prva točka: Cijelo selo spava s tvojom Fatom.
Druga točka: I ja sam spavao s njom.
Treća točka: Što kažeš na drugu točku?”
Haso mu uzvraća:
„Bolan Mujo, odgovaram ti na tvoje pismo u tri točke:
Prva točka: Selo nije veliko.
Druga točka: Fata ima sidu.
Treća točka: Što ti kažeš na drugu točku?”


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Izlazi doktor iz šok sobe, stavi Muji ruku na rame i kaže:
– Mujo, Fata ne izgleda dobro…
– Ma znam doktore, ali dobro kuha i dobra je s djecom


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Došao Mujo na roditeljski sastanak. Gleda sinu ocjene (same jedinice) kad zaključi.
Mujo:
– “U jbt, pa Mujica će mi pasti godinu…”
Profesor:
– “A da se okladimo u 500 eura da neće?…”


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Pitali Muju: “Koja ti je omiljena boja?”
Mujo odgovara: “Karirana!”
“A piće?”
“Može!”


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Mujo: “Haso, obožavam gledati kasetu s vjenčanja unazad.”
Haso: “A što bolan?”
Mujo: “Muzika mi vrati lovu, a Fata se vrati kući mami i tati.”


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Mujo i Haso leže u bolnici.
Mujo: “Sestro, Haso se gađa stolicom!”
Sestra: “Gađaj i ti njega.”
Mujo: “Ne mogu kad je moja rijetka.”


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“Haso, danas sam ti spasio ženu od silovanja” – reče Mujo
Haso: “Hvala ti puno, ali kako se to dogodilo?”
Mujo: “Uspio sam ju nagovoriti!”


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“Ja sa svojom ženom nisam spavao prije vjenčanja, a ti?” – pita Mujo Hasu.
“Nisam siguran. Kako joj je bilo djevojačko prezime?” – odgovori Haso.


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Oženili se Mujo i Fata. Prvu bračnu noć Mujo se skinuo gol pa počeo izvoditi bilderske poze.
Upita Fatu:
– “Jesam li kao dinamit?”
Fata odgovara:
– “Jesi, dragi, samo ti fitilj kratak!”


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Ulazi Mujo u apoteku, pa kaže:
– Dajte mi, molim vas, Plivadon.
– Oprostite, nemamo ništa od Plive, ali može li od Krke?
– Pa dobro, dajte mi onda jedan Krkadon!


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Kaže Mujo Hasi:
– Haso, imam H1N1!
A Haso mu odgovori:
– Nije to ništa, ja ti imam mp3.


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Uhvatio Mujo zlatnu ribicu.
Kaže on njoj: “Kupi mi novi Audi!”
“Hoćeš na kredit ili na lizing”, pita ribica.
A Mujo će: “A hoćeš ti na ulje ili na mast?”


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Fata i Mujo šetaju gradom i prođu pored jedne pečenjarnice!
– Oh, Mujo, kako samo fino miriše! – zavapi Fata.
A Mujo će onako kavalirski:
– Hoćeš da prođemo još jednom?


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Kaže Mujo Hasi:
– Haso, jarane, muka me spopala, imam kiselinu u želucu, vodu u koljenima i šećer u krvi!!!
Haso:
– Mujooo jebote, pa ti nisi čovjek, ti si limunada!


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Muji i Hasi na pecanju nestalo crva. Mujo će:
- "Haso, daj odi pogledaj iza onog grma, tamo sigurno ima crva."
U međuvremenu Mujo uhvatio zlatnu ribicu koja mu obeća ispuniti tri želje ako je pusti. Mujo reče:
- "Prva želja - da budem jako bogat, druga - da imam najljepšu ženu na svijetu, a treća..." 
Mislio se i reče:
- "Treća želja neka bude ono što Haso kaže, ipak mi je najbolji prijatelj".
U istom trenu Haso iza grma:
- "Mujo, je*alo te sto magaraca, ovdje nema crva."
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Dođe Mujo pijan kući i odjednom se čuje ''bum''.
Pita Fata:
- "Mujo, šta je to palo?"
- "Kaput," odgovori Mujo.
- "Kako se kaput toliko čuje?"
- "Bio ja u njemu!"
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